I made dinner... came back... new post!!!! Also, the drawing of him licking the floor should be worth a lot of money. This post was 1000% worth waiting for. I LOVE your dogs!! Post pictures of your dog! Haha! This stressed me out just reading it. Thank you so much for making me laugh. she is by far the sweetest dog in the house though and always tries so hard to please everyone, so I think I would prefer a seriously mentally challenged dog to my smart-ass dog who steals steaks when we're not … Your simple dog is just like one of my dogs, and she's the same way...she even has this AWFUL high-pitched noise that she makes, always late at night after my husband has gone to bed. She peered up at us, half-buried in the snow. Yes, we have 2 cats and one is convinced that any box (other than the ones Amazon orders come in) means moving houses is imminent. She is really lanky and fast!Jillsmo - I had her hearing tested and she's fine in that department. With a kid. And welcome to Oregon, btw. I had a dog who didn't understand the concept of fetch. Bahahah! Only smarter, waaaay smarter. I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that maybe your dog is a miniature pincher.Karl - MinPin owner. it took us a month to teach him how to sit and he still barely gets it. Oh my gosh. They capture that "?????" I like how your dog NOT going downstairs look exactly like it should be part of an illuminated letter in a medieval manuscript. and was pleased to see that my dog did not respond. hilarious! Animals (including people) who get punished or don't get rewarded no matter what they do (when totally neglected or raised by sociopaths) gradually either stop trying altogether, or they lose the ability to figure out how to work on their environment. She maybe one of those dogs. At least she's eager to please. Hilarious as always :). I have a dog that I might have to administer this test to myself. My favorite part of your story is the part about him licking the floor! I'm seriously crying from laughing. beautiful state. The other one is all "meow. Aug 8, 2011 - More simple dog from hyperbole and a half. She becomes attached to every person she meets... then cries when they leave her sight. ;). 2 teaspoons cinnamon. In fact, she has only one discernible method of problem solving and it isn't even really a method. We have moved across the country four times. doesn't go in the house as long as you make her go outside enough), and if she doesn't completely destroy things or people, or any other pets, and if she's affectionate, then retarded isn't necessarily the worst thing.There are many fine qualities people and animals can have, other than being smart.Of course, you know, try to keep her away from electrical cords, cars, sharp things, water deep enough to drown in, or cliffs. and your drawings are better with each post. This? For living in a state that is constantly wet (except during August) you'd think that we would be okay with the concept of a colder, solid version of our "liquid sunshine". I used to be really confused at my dogs behavior and actually get frustrated or made and basically take it personally. My boyfriend and his friend thought I was laughing at them, which I guess convinced them that they are indeed funny when really it was just you. The entire ordeal was punctuated by the simple dog's high-pitched confusion alarm. Even though your drawings seem very accurate. But not with evil-dog. I think I would enjoy having a dog like yours - already "potty" trained and just wanting to please me. Keep up the FABULOUS AND WONDERFUL AND AMAZING work, and congrats on your engagement! This story made me laugh so uncontrollably that my boyfriend insist that I stop reading it (NO! I've wondered about her intelligence ever since I a... May 5, 2014 - A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night: My dog might be slightly retarded. No, he doesn't have vision problems; we checked. I was super impressed! After flagrantly failing three more tests, it came down to the final trial. Allie, I love love love your blog, and so does the rest of my office. I now refer to myself as Simple Dog a lot. I should introduce her to my cat Miss Bubba. That's just gross. I found your blog two weeks ago and have anxiously awaited your next post! Awesome. The dog is still noisy. The one saving grace is that once in the new place, they're totally fine. ;/ Okay, she still needs love. My dog also did the licking-the-floor-for-no-apparent-reason thing for a while. May 5, 2014 - A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night: My dog might be slightly retarded. Who doesn't love Simple Dog? #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. I haven't stopped laughing since I began reading the post. Pretty much every post I think, "I could not possibly think Allie is more awesome," and then you post something and I think,"wait a minute! I have a feeling that if you gave her a clicker, she'd end up conditioning herself to crave dog food at the sound of her own clicking. Oh.My.Gosh. I have a feeling that if you gave her a clicker, she'd end up conditioning herself to crave dog food at the sound of her own clicking. Your dogs are so much more entertaining than any regular dogs. For more sensitive dogs, he can do more harm than good. Cats don't understand moving either. The drawings of your dog are so hilarious that I'm sitting here at my work desk silently CRYING from silently laughing so hard! ;) WAIT, is she housebroken? #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. Nov 7, 2013 - A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night: My dog might be slightly retarded. Dog found some foreign object to eat and destroy? :). I know that Reddit is pretty against reposts, but this is at least 7 years old and a lot of people haven't seen it. I didn't do it all in one sitting, so that's gotta take the creepy level down a tad, if it IS creepy...*backs away from comment thread*. Any creature that can just stare at a wall for an hour has to be slightly retarded. You've clearly been working on your art skills too! she made a similar sound to your simple dog. ;). Our cats were distraught, one cat didn't stop yowling the whole trip down. OMG I am crying from laughing so hard at this!!! Hilarious! Apparently the internet isn't funny. he dosnt always respond to his own name but he is smart, he is just really lazy. And your retarded little creature. Hooray for sweet, happy to please dogs, even if they're a few hamburgers short of a happy meal. Oh my gosh. This post is win wrapped up in hilarity and covered in excellence. Well...geniuses don't always follow the norms of society. I think my dog has a mental switch for his retardedness. Back to hilarious. Barking! You are brilliant! Triangle! Then, all the blahblahs became English words, and SLH finally understood.Maybe there's still a chance that the switch from blahblah to English will flip for you :), some of the lack of smarts can be forgiven by the rakish head tilt, as far as I'm concerned!also...I couldn't love your blog more. I say you design a test to your dog's abilities, call that the standard, and see how other dogs measure up. He's a retriever, and he doesn't know how to play fetch. p.s. But... Alas... She did not!I tend to agree with Robin - Stupid dogs are awesome! I am still wiping away the tears! This is the first time I commented on your blog. Hysterical!! Oct 30, 2017 - A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night: My dog might be slightly retarded. OMG, this was hysterical! You too Allie! Your drawing skills are fantastic. I think I just peed my pants. Last night I was sitting on my couch mindlessly surfing the internet when I looked up and noticed my dog licking the floor. Aww haha, poor dogs. :D. I actually suspected the opposite once! OMG I have tearsn of laughter!But now I'm terrified because we're moving from Hawaii to Maryland with our dog! I also sometimes think my cat is simple, she runs into a lot of walls.-Karen. Hahaha, the dog throwing up sequence was the best part of the whole post!! You are a comedic genius! when my roommate and i first moved into our apartment, her dog started territory pooping.almost every day, in front of the fireplace,she'd poop in little crop circles.and now,every time something changes (if we get another dog staying with us,for example) she'll crop circle territory poop throughout the house. I'm glad I was home alone while reading this because I sounded like I was sobbing I was laughing so hard! This made me laugh so hard my eyes closed and made it momentarily impossible to read. I am going to re-read this about ten times now.SO GOOD. I used to have a springer spaniel who was also relatively special...he used to bury my socks in the garden. Aww you are super sweet for adopting a dog that needs love more than anything. Good times. somehow now I love her even more!" This SPOT ON! They had to wear the booties for two days. Love your blog! See more ideas about hyperbole and a half, hyperbole, bones funny. AAAAAAAHHH! --- Freakin' hilarious.You did a brilliant job of illustrating how sweet she is, anyway. She's special too. However, I think that dog intelligence might wrap around, because there are times when my dog, who seems smart most of the time acts completely retarded like we've never met. And for the record, I happen to know two dogs who lick the carpet ALL THE TIME. The squeaky toy noise, or the "Pity me, I am Simple Dog, I am DYING" noise? Also has trouble with stairs. I think the reason I cried from laughing for 10 minutes on this post (besides the fact that it's hi-larious), is because I have a dog that: 1. Please oh please put some of these drawings on to your merchandise? Because she looks like a huge wee-dog =PLuffDerek. Yay you. =), My 6 y/o daughter said, "That girl is creepy looking... she barely has *hands*! Except for the pooping. Then she just stopped and stared at the ground. Aw, yay for Hyperbole and a Half. This was most definitely the case with the booties. My dog once got stuck between the sofa and the wall. the carpet, her bed, and if she's sitting by the kitchen table while we're eating, she'll lick our pant legs. Welcome to Oregon~ Fortunately, the semi-constant precipitation will put out the lava that is chasing you, and your fins will make it infinitely easier to move around here. #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. I maintain faith that this is why my cats are so damn lazy; they'll be ready in time of battle. Too funny!! I love your writing :3 It makes me laugh so much. :D, Oh my hell I have never laughed so hard! it's really strange. The plan is to stick 4 of them in the back of the Suburban and the other two will go in the car with me. Didn't see the problem until she went to eat or drink and the cone hit the ground, but her mouth was so far up the cone she couldn't get anything. One word: DrugsEither for you or the dogs. Dumb never needs to be occupied. :D. I told my friend about my simple beagle who loves to look out the window. That's it! So, clearly moves to Oregon necessitate the jettisoning of digested food out of orifices.Hilarious post, as always! So awesome. Blergh. Your dog seems very sweet, though, and I agree with the others that she's very lucky to have you! XD. After five minutes of watching my dog aimlessly tear around the house, I finally accepted that she was not going to pass any part of the test and yes, she was most likely mentally challenged. DAMN that's a lot of comments. Allie you did it again... laughed so hard I cried. ?anyway, WELCOME !! OOOHHH. YAY a new post!!11onehundredelevenoneoneoneoneoneyou.are.beyond.hilarious. (damn i hope we don't have to move too soon..). 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